June 14, 2008
Ugh, I just woke up. I think it’s probably sunny outside but I have the curtains drawn in here. I always think my neighbors are spying on me. Sometimes I think I see their curtain move a little and maybe I think I see binoculars in their hands! I am a reality show to them. Sometime, just to test my theory that I’m being spied on, I’ll spill fake blood on my shirt and a little on my face. I will rapidly walk into my apartment and slam my door! Then, walk over to this window across from theirs, so they can see me really well and start rambling to myself loudly while I pace around in the small area “Why’d I do it?? Ah, Jeez! Why’d I do that to her?! I’m sure she was just kidding! She-She didn’t really mean it! I-I-I just loose my temper sometimes!”
Today I have to go to a really expensive restaurant in the Denver Performing Arts Center, called the LimeLight so I can wash their dishes. Robin found me the job on the internet and I went over there for an interview. The guy was kind to me and gave me the job right away. Maybe, he had run over a squirrel the day before and wanted to fix his karma somehow. When he saw me walk in, trailing filth behind me, with that Oliver Twist complex of mine, He felt this was a perfect opportunity to patch it up. I’m not sure yet.
I still have so much to do before I move out of this apartment. I really hate to move! I think the next place I live, I’ll stay there for as long as possible. Packing up all of my stuff and cleaning my bathroom is not at all what I want to be doing on all of these nice summer days. It’ll be fun living with my friend, though and not having to come up with a whole bunch of money every month. Hopefully it will work out better than my first roommate did!
Oh, yeah! Is it just me, or does shaving your face every morning really suck? I have never done it without cutting my face in at least 3 different places!Deep cuts! I dread doing it now! I have to stand in the mirror and yell at myself to “Just Do it! Go on and do it!” and finally I do, and it looks like I shaved with a weed wacker or something.. I have to tell people that “shaving makes me feel alive!” I think I hold the razor too hard against my face… Maybe, It’s because I’ve been using the same razor for 4 years? Just Kidding.