The future according to me, based on my own preferences:

January 26, 2010

Okay, Okay. Here we go. This is all I want for myself. 

I have a little one story 3 bedroom house. It’s a nice little neighborhood, with an elementary school near by. Every early morning, I can hear the children walk to school, The grass in my lawn frosted over from the cold night before, now disappearing. They are talking about all the stupid stuff that little kids talk about. 

I’m awake at my living room window. watching the early morning sun rise. A mug of coffee in my hand. Made fresh by my wife, who has to go to work soon, but, we have this little amount of time together. She has her car in our driveway. Maybe we have a favorite record playing low (Daniel Johnston “1990″). 

She heads out the front door, I give her a little kiss, tell her how much I love her, and she drives off to work. I grab a few pieces of fruit from the kitchen, and check my e-mails. A couple of assignments from a famous magazine, a chip company and a request for a comic strip from a website in Baltimore, Maryland. I walk into one bedroom, converted into my studio, One of three bedrooms in the house, designated as my space. The other rooms: our bedroom and my wife’s workspace. I turn on a little TV and press play on my DVD player. It plays an interesting documentary, one I’ve seen before, so I’m not too distracted by it. I  sit down at my desk and rule out some lines on my 11×17 bristol board., with a pencil. I have a list of things that must be done within the next week. Shelves of graphic novels and favorite reference books behind and to the side of me. Two awards I’ve received for my hard work on the one to the side of me. I work hard, into the afternoon. Around 2 o’ clock my buddy comes over. I take a break and shoot the cool breeze with him in my living room. He borrows a record that my wife gave me in exchange for a book that I’ve been wanting to read. We laugh and joke about a few things, then he goes on his way leaving me to get back to my work. It’s about 4:15 pm and I start getting some things together for dinner before my wife gets home. 

I go back into the studio and finish up a few things, cross some drawings off of my list, and go back into the kitchen. It’s 5:00 pm now and a car pulls into the driveway. It’s my girl. I have dinner going, and the table is being set when she walks in. I give her a kiss and a hug and ask her how things were at her job that she hates. She says “oh, Sandra doesn’t care about anything but herself, and my boss is out at strip clubs most of the day..”  we laugh about how stupid everyone is but us, and she changes out of her work clothes. By this point the dinner is ready and I’m bringing it out to the table. She comes and sits down. I tell her that she ” never looks more beautiful than when she has just gotten home from a job she hates.” We laugh more and I put on a record that she requested ( some Bikini Kill record that she used to play, a few years ago, when we were dating ). We eat, and she talks more about her job, and about how someday we’ll rule this goddamned world. I got some checks in the mail today, including one we’ve been waiting for. I tell her and she is relieved it finally came. 

After dinner we lay down on the couch, under a blanket and watch our favorite show. We are warm and we are alone in our world. I kiss her ear, and she laughs.

We get ready for bed. 

In the middle of the night I’ll lay awake, looking out the window. 

I’ll think, “How did I get exactly what I wanted?”

8 Responses to “The future according to me, based on my own preferences:”

  1. Ethan said

    It doesn’t sound like you’re asking for unreasonable things.

    I want a robot dinosaur that eats cars. You want middle class suburban drudgery. I think one of us will have his dreams come true.

    And then it’ll eat your car!!

    EVS

  2. Katherine said

    Oh Noah, you’re the sweetest!

  3. John P. said

    Dude, it’s your FANTASY– get the girl a job she LIKES!

  4. Simon M said

    Sounds pretty good for me: ain’t no drudgery in a mind that gets to work and wander. I would echo John P’s last comment there (trust me; it’s better that way!). Anyway: just received copies of Blammo #4 and #5. Good things!

  5. No little kids of your own to send out the door to the elementary school? Can the wife get pregnant and then quit the job she hates to tend the babies?

  6. nvansciver said

    Jenna, if I had a baby and was the only one working, I’d have to go crazy working! In this fantasy, I’d be making money through artwork.
    Also, this wife would have an easy job, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that no matter what kind of job you have, you always prefer not to have one.

  7. kilgorebooks said

    I’m with John P. on this one. In your FANTASY WORLD your wife hates her job? You a sick man!

    I’m excited to read Robin’s version of this which might go a little something like this….

    ‘He gets home from Kilgore B/C, a job he’s long since lost any love for since Dan/Luke screwed him out of the rights to Chicken Strips & every other character he ever created. He still draws the occasional panel, but has to do so under the pseudonym, “Haywood Djablome”. Meanwhile, I’m on tour with Courtney……’

    Huzzah!

    xoxoxoxo
    kilgore

  8. Your fantasy must include a contented wife. I’ve never managed to achieve that myself, but still, we can hope for it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 46 other followers

%d bloggers like this: